That’s very true

Just trying to make myself feel better: those cops from other countries don’t have any kind of legal jurisdiction over you, so you can kick their ass

That being said, it’s not the average American with an Italian ancestry that’s having the CCP knock at their door. It’s people with family in China who they can threaten

I think it could be that my SSD must just be a little slower than yours. Adding a second to each of those loading screens adds up a lot (for me) and is constantly separating the gameplay

I also hate that phrase. It encourages you to blindly follow instead of wisly questioning

…no. They said “gay woman”. Not “straight woman”

I don’t think they look the same

Same

Doesn’t look like the right guy to me

Inconceivable! (The boss is played by Wallace Shawn)

I love this! It has so much “character” (I’m not too knowledgeable about art, so I apologize if that doesn’t make sense)

Loose change

One syllable away from a haiku

Me personally, a spider roll from a nice sushi restaurant

It’s so you can see precisely who’s boot she’s licking

I feel like tv and movies do more than we think for giving a base-layer of military training. I’m not saying it’s LIKE military training, but people have at least seen what they’re going to do before training

I liked mine, but it was the only thing that gave me eye strain as a kid. I would play battlefront for half an hour, look up, and couldn’t see shit

Maybe I was just playing it wrong

I’ve been to a few other countries. The people (especially retail workers) are extremely patient. All it takes is a smile and “excuse me” and they will try as hard as they can to build a communication bridge. I don’t know why we Americans have no patience

Cough cough Yakuza

I’m not sure I’ve really “gotten” a lot of these jokes, but I think I get this one. And I think you’re right

Unfortunately, I’m willing to bet that it’s not “you can’t put a jacket on wildlife” as much as it is something generic like “you can’t handle or touch non-domestic animals”

I get it (and it makes me happy, too), but would I would like to see is nobody getting pissed off. I know it will never happen in my lifetime, but I wish I could see that coin being as innocuous as Abraham Lincoln on a penny