Nintendo Developer Kit

I have never seen the Arabic language translation of this meme but I immediately understood it from having seen the English version.

I always say “I love driving which is why I hate driving anywhere.” I would love to have a fleet of vehicles I could really drive but laws, traffic, maintenance, etc. Driving isn’t fun in the same way other things are because you need a lot of space or a lot of money to enjoy it. Drawing? I can do that with a No. 2 I swiped from IKEA. Can’t exactly take my commuter to Monza without running up a bill.

I’d argue that is a totally valid way of playing - half the game is designing homes after all. A quarter is doing the life sim thing and the other quarter is removing ladders from pools.

So, you did ask for this?

I played 200 hours of MGSV with the Steam Controller. I love it.

I hate playing Xcom with the Steam controller which, arguably, it should be better at.

So, they’re just shooting people in the face for fun. Got it.

At least Soldiers have the gumption to sham during my a shutdown!

Famously there’s been a big schism between the Sony version and the Nintendo version too, just ask which is better, 64 or Back to Nature.

Didn’t work the last two times they staged it for appearances.

I would call myself JD too if my parents named me Jerkin Dapenis as well.

Yakuza 0 is with it but then you have to play Yakuza 1-6 and then you put the games down and get gifted Yakuza 7 so now you have to beat 4 through 6 and they just announced Kiwami 3 so you’ll probably want to compare that to 3 remastered and next thing you know you’ve bought Yakuza Dead Souls and you’re questioning your life.

Like, I’m sure Spider-Man is good but it’s still $60 and ‘only’ on a 50% sale? You can get it for $15 at GameStop.

I mean… Unironically, yeah. Do you want to start importing Kei cars? What about ADM, or Euro spec? You want to collect a specific year of econobox or do you want to aim for a high end sports car?

Too many cars.

How do you make Deus Ex The Invisible War look good?

Have Aspyr remaster Deus Ex.

Can’t wait to see LRG try to sell a $150 boxed copy of this with no CD in it.

Does… Does that mean he kills them after?

Because I could see that.

Y’all remember when the U.S. Army bombed Pat Tillman and tried to make him out to be a hero?

Not calling the guy anything close to Weasel but, man, they really tried.

Yeah, D gets you at least four entirely different types of cuisine and Australian stuff will still have that Euro/American vibe. Only downside is you’ll technically be allowed to eat Vegemite.

Goes both ways, buy the homies a gift.

Also, know their birthdays and things.

See, that part is correct. An appropriate authority must provide the classification of a material before it’s released. Everything coming out of the DoD has a release authority attached to it. Every picture of two people shaking hands is ‘released’ by the DoD…

But the whole idea of a pledge before showing up to a press pool is downright silly.

“Well, yes, Queef Hegseth, I didn’t use any outside materials, the coauthors of the piece did though and my editor included it. Nothing I could do.”

I have games on my wishlist from 2015. Almost a decade at this point.

My wishlist exists more to let Internet friends know what to get me when they feel like it.