Next time a hurricane hits trump is ready with his sharpie.

Shaka when the chuse fell?

Maybe the Half-life games? You go through the game on rails, the most challenging part is the final bosses but you can skip those or use cheats.

A beautiful entrance like that! In this economy?

I was hoping for “get an older one that uses a defunct connectivity method”

The last car I got is from 2015 so in 10 years I’ll get one from this year (but not tesla).

I get twitchy by looking at that image, gotta dodge those head crabs.

I want the new technology but it has to work like the old, and I can answer myself: Okay boomer!

I’ll have to find a compromise when I finally get an EV.

Is there an option to physically disable this?

When i finally get an EV I don’t want it to be online in any form, is it even possible to get one like that?

APAP: All Politicians Are Preposterous?

It looks much larger than the Chicxulub crater (~200km diameter 72 tera tonnes of TNT), this must be a exatonne explosion, I measured the crater diameter to about 3500km!

It would take decades or centuries before the sky would clear after such an explosion, most likely resulting in a mass extinction event.

And then assign an int to a string just to mess with the interpreter.

Latest sneak peak of the phone in action:

I am more into spaces, but as long as the indentation is done consistently i can tolerate tabs.

Remember 10 years ago the YouTube app only showed ads on every 3rd video and often only a single 5 second ad, and everything longer could be skipped.

Like a frog in a pot I could tolerate that amount, a few years later they started the ad ramp-up and what finally drove me to install vanced were 3 unskippable ads you had to endure just to watch something.

Sounds crowded in there, are the women okay?

Or: The new version is reimplemented and incompatible, so everything you learnt about it from the previous versions is wrong.

Yes I was joking, get a random timestamp in this format and you have no idea what it’s referring to.

DD:HH:MM:SS:mm:yy is even better because it could be a MAC address.

I prefer the alphabetical date format DD-HH-MM-SS-mm-yy for maximum confusion

Wow artisanal handcrafted keyboard!

In 300 years it will show up in a museum, the sticker will say “From the late Skibidi Ohio period”

I suggest adding a filter that removes anything with trump, musk, etc. in the title.