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  • Baalial@lemm.eetoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldLevel 5 Gyatttttt
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    4 months ago

    The key is in the words “utter nonsense”. Prior to Gen alpha slang was always rooted in reality - a word repulsed, or an abstraction, or a phonetic recreation of a regional pronunciation. Gen alpha is gonna make whole new sounds and apply them to Concepts and whole phrases and thoughts. Technically, this is expanding the English language, but it’s going to look phenomenally stupid in the process.


  • Baalial@lemm.eetoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldBreakfast time!!!
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    4 months ago

    Have you ever seen the sphincter muscles on a civet? Truly a work of art. There’s a whole industry of research dedicated to the little buggers anal capabilities called Musculature-Eroneous of Actual Total Span Pressure and Interspecies Nominaliused. There used to be a website dedicated to the topic, idk if it’s still up but you can give it a shot.





  • Baalial@lemm.eetolinuxmemes@lemmy.worldActivate Linux
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    4 months ago

    Bro this notification popped up, and for a couple of seconds I didn’t see that it was lemmy, I didn’t remember this convo, I just saw the anti-consumer corpo speak and I almost lost my shit. I was straight up furious and I hit the notification to come in here and verbally crap in your mouth.

    So yeah, you should look into a career with Micockssoft 🤣