Stretch before you reach, friend. Giving a country a massive amount of weapons to defend its own borders is far from imperialism.

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Literally not. Most of the worlds semiconductor manufacturing happens in Taiwan and you need semiconductors for damn near anything electronic these days. China knows that and won’t risk it. Not to mention the economic hell that going to war with the US would cause.

And everyone said the real estate market was untenable! Who knew you just had to get virtual real estate!?

Bold of you to assume I’m big enough to stretch my underwear

I don’t think anyone really wants what X gon’ give to them.

Holy shit I wish you and your ilk would be silent. You’re all anything but. Constant loud-mouth whining about the D U M B E S T shit.

That looks an awful lot like one of my girls! What a cutie!

I swear to god if I don’t get my stapler back I’m going to burn this entire building to the ground it was a red stapler and it was my favorite and they moved me from my cubicle all the way down into the basement and I haven’t gotten paid yet but I keep talking to accounting and they say they haven’t seen my stapler

I don’t come in here to be personally attacked like this, ok?

that actually makes me feel way better about your portion size! I’m sure the entire meal was phenomenal!

Beautiful appetizer! What did you have for a main course?

I’ll take seven, thanks

Mhmm French fried taters.

I see this as an absolute win.

Or if you’re in the southern US, y’all’n’t’ve