That boss wears those deliberately and jokes about suffering from Long Trouser Syndrome (LTS) and that he really likes having LTS versus shorter attire.

Adolf Tittler

A baptism of fryer

Or “Tunnel Enthusiast”

It is already a well established fact that plants crave electrolytes.

It certainly does feel like they are pushing their confectionary product down our throats.

Edit: grammar

“Dear Mars, I was unable to enjoy my recently purchased Mars Bar as it was missing the trademark thick veins running down its shaft.”

Joe Bitin’

It should have been $Googol instead.

From creating toe tappers to taping her toes.

The father of IVF says a lot of shit.

Edit: missing of

Could you count the number of stains and then refer to it as stainfewer steel.

Rereads Tesla’s mission statement.

“Accelerating the world’s transition to sustainable energy.”

Stares at 3 ton lump of stainless steel parked in driveway.

Apparently it is set in the same cinematic universe as Surviving R. Kelly.

Microsoft CodeCop does not mess about but in fairness he was using identical names for local and global variables.

Baberaham Lincoln

That dogs dimensions are 25” long x 15” high x 1” wide.

This is straight out of that WKYK racist juror sketch but sadly in real life.

“Well you, good sir, certainly are … one”

I am pretty sure I know what she watched on Australian TV as a kid.

Hooley Dooleys - Russell the Kangaroo

That’s what it was like way back in the 2360’s.