AngularViscosity

Putting up a literal show for the believers. Look at the shiny thing, and give us money!

Narrator: But it was DNS.

Could have ended up in the US. Could have! That’s all he fucking needs.

Me in undergrad. :/

It’s clearly satire, folks…

If I put my Mint computer to sleep, the wifi adapter stops working completely. 🤡

I want to dip an entire loaf of bread in that soup and swallow it whole like an anaconda eating a wild boar.

A friend gifted me some extraordinary grass

That explains the nature of the shitpost 🤭

I’ve been this person downtown. I had to warn two Spanish women of using their cellphones on the street where I had witnessed two blatant motorcycle snatchers drive off with people’s cellphones. One of them found me annoying and wouldn’t look up from her screen to listen to what I was saying. Alright, ma’am, you do you. My bad.

Thank god he won’t be in power for our next elections.

He won’t be, right, America? *nervous laughter*

Cool, I just need 2 minutes. 😏

The worst dish for Thanksgiving and any other day of the year, change my mind.

Great news, everyone!

so you’re basically saying “I’m being kind” “I’m most likely Indian”

🤭

I don’t think I’ve heard people from other places end their sentences like that regularly.

This feels a bit misleading. You need to locate the files on your system to play or point to a URL that has them.

Will they hold up binders of blank pages for the photo op this time?

The sooner the better. Can’t wait!

Kaboom! 💣 💥

Operation Twin Sword Friction

⚔️ ⚔️ 💦

I guess I pretend to with limp wrists.

Whew! Thankfully I’m a gay JavaScript user