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I’ve had pet mice, they’re pretty neat too - the less timid ones can actually be trained to do tricks and some of them were trained to go back to their cage if they had to pee while out. They’re smarter than people give them credit for, they’re as smart as the dumbest rats they’re just a lot smaller so they’re more afraid of things.
Whereas the hamsters my friends had when I was a kid were basically all bitey assholes, but they were definitely poorly socialized.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.worksto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Bots everywhere or am I losing it?1·2 days agoWell, if we’re living in a simulation we’re all bots lol
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.worksto World News@lemmy.world•Trump announces 50% tariff on Brazil over Bolsonaro trial, 'unfair' tradeEnglish11·5 days agoWhy should any American not want a country to criminally prosecutes their corrupt former leader
Because we don’t criminally prosecute our corrupt former leaders, we re-elect them.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol4·5 days agoHackers predate the Internet. Phone phreaking, like the Captain Crunch whistle is basically the origin of hacking and hacker culture.
But your larger point is valid and there was probably more than a little cocaine involved with thinking up that story.
I wonder what happens if you rehydrate evaporated milk with milk?
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.worksto memes@lemmy.world•How dare they wrong our queen, Bugs Bunny, like that!31·7 days agoCheck out their comment history. And I didn’t bother seeing what they said in all those removed comments either.
Edit: I’m not the one who censored this, lol
We’ve done some wild things to pigeons
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•These are my four champage bottles dedicated to the "great" minds of our days:13·9 days agoDid you have one for Kissinger?
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Hmmm who could it possibly be?3·10 days agoMy favorite local non alcoholic beer exists because one of the owners drank so hard he got health issues and his doctor told him he had to stop.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.worksto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's your creative solution to solve the loneliness epidemic?3·11 days agoCreeps are a problem for more than just women. I downloaded Scruff, a gay dating app, a few weeks ago and the very first interaction I had on there was a guy starting off the interaction asking about my genitals (🚩, but I tactfully disclose being trans in my profile…) and immediately after I explained he asked for pictures. And my profile says I don’t do pics.
Some men just suck.
JFC that’s too hot. I’d been thinking maybe Spain would be a nice place to move to and a bit more like where I grew up climate wise… that’s way too much like Florida. Is that at least a dry heat or is it outdoor sauna?
It’s the pre-ai annoyance of scaley nipples that bugs me.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Saying "It is what it is" when it is all that it is3·14 days agoIt’ll pass. It’ll pass like a kidney stone, but it’ll pass.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.worksto Games@lemmy.world•Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressmanEnglish5·13 days agoYou’re happier not knowing, delete your account before some sicko comes by to gleefully explain this one.
It wasn’t widespread, but I’ve been in gas stations in Florida that sold firearms.