His glove compartment is just full of them.
AgentOrangesicle
I’m a dude in Oregon. I regularly make bad life decisions and do not make a habit of learning from my mistakes.
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Package it and ship it. That’s a wholesome-ass couple ride with the realistic controversies every couple should argue over. Plus, I have a thing for sizeplay.
AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Do you ever feel like your life is "scripted"? Like everything is written by some entity controlling your life? Like you live in a fictional universe? Is this feeling normal/common?
5·1 month agoNeurology tells us that we make decisions before we’re consciously aware that we made them.
I felt that specifically on an anti-seizure drug that I used to stop familial tremors. Almost as if someone was walking in my body and doing everything 5 seconds before I knew what was happening. It’s not abnormal, but it can feel remarkably disconcerting to believe you no longer have agency of your own body. Sorry for that, homeslice, but don’t be too concerned.
Stop looking at as much werewolf porn. Everything in moderation.
AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job
8·1 month agoWrong, “you’re” and no attention to proper punctuation. I’m going to take your job and unionize your workplace, Jenny.
AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.worldOPto
You Should Know@lemmy.world•Spicy Electric Holiday Snake
31·1 month agoSorry. I ran into that and it was the inspiration for the post in the first place. At least both sides have a ground, I guess?
I was work shopping it in my head not knowing someone else in the comments already nailed it.
There won’t be Christmas, but we’ll celebrate Looferboofem and the second coming of TechnoChrist in 2125.
Pragmatic. You don’t have to do lab work to dress your dog in silly costumes. You should just do it because.
I’m sure there’s a turkey furry out there with a vore fetish.
AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Stop stressing my GPU and start hiring artists
2·2 months agoI watched my friend play Mall Simulator, and in spite of it not being graphically intensive, the game breaks down when there are too many assets in the world. Absolute respect to the people that optimize games.
AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Stop stressing my GPU and start hiring artists
9·2 months agoBut Clair Obscur, tho.
Like, damn.
The hell is a gloth cown?
AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How do middle aged family men handle it?
1·2 months agoYeah, I just want to get people on the same page before we go French on the oligarchy.
AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How do middle aged family men handle it?
21·2 months agoNo society should expect it’s people to maintain such a life. You are a victim of a social disease in which resources are shunted upward - to those that already maintain wealth.
I believe the new, “Live, Laugh, Love” is, “Eat Ass, Touch Grass”. You’re welcome, IKEA.
That’s why everyone quit when I quit. Greatest grift I’ve ever pulled. Didn’t help me at all, though.
This is somehow more misanthropic than AI.



Toot toots, but bravely