Huh…

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Oh, I’m gonna carry that weight.

You only have to wash one leg when you shower, as long as you switch each time.

True. /b/ was never good.

It is! Until you tell everyone that you hang out on /b/. Much like a number of people in his DOGE cabinet that were salivating at the chance to undermine the government without understanding how it functioned. Telling people that you browse /b/ is virtue signaling that you’re mentally deficient.

Elon and his cohorts have been involved in 4chan since it was a cultural phenomenon back in the day. Not because he had some skin in the game, but because it probably felt good to know and disseminate information before the rest of the 4channers knew it. That boy is all about clout before anything else.

The creator of this factoid doesn’t have an estimate and is misrepresenting a basic permutation and assuming no hands have been dealt before.

I lost a thumbdrive full of adult furry content in Auckland. Gotta wonder how that story turned out.

Oh, thanks! That’s… totally a comprehensible metric for humans that have been inside several suns.

Short take: you don’t have to clean as hard for company.

We don’t know Celsius. How do you expect us to know Kelvin?

She set clear expectations, so the communication is there. I would set down a plastic mat next time before eating a chocolate bar on the bed.

Sad but understanding applause

…This information will not be shared with any private party until our company changes ownership, which will happen in a week.

Sometimes you’ve got to write a manifesto. I dig this one.

There was a legit feud over my 7th grade win on acids and bases, because a friend’s Dad got super heated thinking that my parents had a hand in it. Granted, they bought me the posterboard and provided paper, ink, and internet, and not everyone has that. Now it’s more, “AI is going to be super bummed if…”

Having done so, I find this decision humiliating, but also rather pragmatic. Turns out I get flirty with everyone when drunk.

Greatest grift they’ve ever pulled. Then they got Carl Sagan to hype it up. The space bubble is going to burst, yo.

Toot toots, but bravely

His glove compartment is just full of them.