That makes it sound like the cat domesticated humanity not “The cat self domesticated itself”

The only question I’d have for someone like him is.

“Do you think even the worst person can change…? That everybody can be a good person, if they just try?” And then I’d try my hand at fighting him after I got through the Sans Undertale speech.

You have to make sure you make threats so outlandish that you couldn’t possibly execute them, like “I’m going to grab Trump by the ankle and spin around really fast, and then let go, launching him directly into the sun”

I pray for them to receive a karmic, consequentialist outcome for all the things they’ve done.

I think the two handles were just put in at different times, or are made of different materials.

If the top handle was “dirty” the discoloration would be localized around the gripping point

Reddit banned me for saying I should be allowed to punch Nazis, appeal silently declined within the hour. Didn’t consider it worth pursuing further, had reddit-shaped hole.

I basically use it on rare rare occasion to help get me “unstuck” with creative tasks, I don’t really use what it produces in the end, I wind up dismantling it entirely and rewriting it “properly” but it has a use you know?

I mean yeah I reckon I could if I really wanted to but that’s a lot of effort to temporarily disrupt surveillance of a random walmart parking lot

I’d love to see him try (and fail)

I always feel an urge to sabotage those things when I see them, were only they not covered in literal cameras

I really wish that I could eat at a place like a dunkin donuts and cut the shit, basically.

I’ll order one (1) sandwich. I have a reusable cup of coffee already.

All I need is the sandwich, I do not need a paper bag, I do not need a full sheaf of napkins. I will begrudgingly accept the little sheet of wax paper that protects the sandwich.

I worked for a park for a summer and it was an eye opener I’ll tell you that much. They had someone (me!) basically just emptying trash cans all damn day and it wasn’t enough! They filled up constantly.

Be super fucking foul and un advertiser friendly to make it less useful, OUTLAW COUNTRY

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I already have BSKY and am not currently interested in picking up yet another account for something but thank you

Counterpoint, it was already stupid.

I can only pray that they all tear each other to shreds.

I don’t know, I use BSKY.

“Your organization has blocked this action”

I mean this is my work phone, and I’m trying to copy a customer’s phone number from a spreadsheet to the dialer, but thanks man.

The only reason I actually wound up signing up on Lemmy is that there is one “main” instance by appearance, and it lets you participate in others(?). (Lemmy.world)

You don’t need to know any of the more esoteric stuff to get going.