Subsequent to the Panama Papers, there were arrests and financial seizures in many of the named countries: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panama_Papers?wprov=sfti1#Recovered_money

Are there actually people out there not paying attention

Have you ever been to a Costco?

“Real men don’t put cream in their coffee.”

No, real men don’t give a shit how others drink their coffee, Stanley.

Use hardware-based security tokens.

Basically the premise of I, Robot.

I can’t believe you’ve done this.

Make Pirates Great Again

Space Oddity Wellerman

The first tell was the author using the first person, and the next tell was the piano falling.

I’ll need to flip on this.

Why can’t the world have more of this and less of… everything else that’s going on right now?

Because if it doesn’t generate shareholder value, corps are not interested.

This is a “dummy pronoun” and I only know this because this popped up as a TIL earlier this week.

It’s what it’s.

I said it loud too while watching it: “that shit’s over 100°C… and they’re going right in?”

Next week is inconvenient for me as my existential dread has flared up again. Can we try tomorrow?

You leave Jack Burton alone! We are in his debt. He showed great courage!

Because stupidity is immortal.

Haikus Are Easy.
But Sometimes They Don’t Make Sense.
Refrigerator.

Really? I’m getting mixed signals tbh

¿Queue?