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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

You ask too much of him

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You ask too much of him

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago
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  • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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    Bible: Angels visit earth and have consensual relations with human women. Angels also visit Abe and Sarah appearing to be humans. Angels visit Lot and appear to be human.

    Also Bible: be not afraid of me despite being a lovecraftian nightmare!

    Can’t even keep their lies straight

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      Seraphim are only one type of angel. The Cherubim are perfectly fuckable if you’re into the whole four heads thing.

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        I wonder if they have four of other body parts. In which case it could really work out well for you.

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          Four heads wouldn’t be terrible either. Just picture a very NSFW game of ring around the rosie.

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      How do you even have relations with the pictured entity?

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        Lots of lube and closing your eyes and think of England.

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          For king and country

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