Lumberjack Larry: “Darlin’, I’ve carved the grandest totem, but it’s too tall for the town square!”

Lucy, the Lumberjill: “And here I am, trying to fit this massive log through our cabin door. It’s a tight squeeze!”

Lumberjack Larry: “Looks like we’re both in a pickle with ‘My Big Stick Doesn’t Fit: The Log Jam Love Story.’”

Lucy, the Lumberjill: “Time to put our heads together and chop this problem down to size, honey!”