Not that I’m holding out hope of finding true love, but if I’m getting married and the vows aren’t something like this, then I’m calling the whole thing off.
“at some point in a relationship you have seen your partners butthole more times than they have and I thing this is a wonderful thing”
“The bride has also written her own vows …”
Lol. Wholesome funny.
I am taking this with me and no one can’t stop me.
Isn’t that point as soon as you’ve seen it once?
unless they’ve taken a picture then yeah
Or if they have a mirror
You’ve never took a pick in the mirror out of curiosity? Not even as a child?
Hmm. I believe with a straight couple where the male isn’t interested in butt games it would be the lady’s side seen more often.
You may also find true love and not need a social certificate around it.
It’s a good thing they were dinosaurs and not humans. A dinosaur knowing how to read and write and knowing what vowels are is pretty damn impressive.
But if a human had mistaken vows for vowels at his own wedding, there would be no end to the shame.
