A real world one: So, where I live, we speak Dutch (well, Flemish, but who cares). A beer (pint) and a kid (kind) are really close to each other in our language.
The best man in his speech - roughly translated: “take (rape) another kid” (neem nog een kind). He ment to say “take another beer” (neem nog een pint), but the nerves got the best of him.
Was a funny moment :)
i’ll miss banging you two
The meteor strikes in 5
4
3
3
Um 7
Killing your ex paid off
“you’re that guy from the porno!” (That was definitely 5 words don’t check)
You don’t need childporn anymore!
Jesus Christ
RedditLemmyWell that’s enough r- wait I managed to get off Reddit, I guess that’s enough Internet then for today.
Yelling to the groom: custody hearing next week, asshole!
I tried him, great choice
I tried him, bad choice.
You still banned from playgrounds?
The bride gives good head.
You are not the father!
He proposed to me first.
Nice polygamy game, Elwood! Nice!
Leave or catch long COVID.
wait you two are siblings?
