Next press conference: “they’re doing amazing things with the skateboard - you heard of the, the, and the guy was fat, real fat, much fatter than me. I’m much slimmer. So the skateboard it’s small now, have you heard this? So small. Just need the finger. 2 fingers. So small. So we’re gonna use the skateboard. Just 2 fingers. China can’t make em this small. Just us. Just USA. And the skateboard will take the bombs straight to Iran. No need for aircraft carriers anymore. Just the skateboard.”
Sounds to coherent for him honestly
And then he started finger blasting all over the oval office. The desk, along the wall, everywhere. It was beautiful, really. He even finger blasted me a little.
Pew pew … pew pew … pew
Don’t try to humanize him after everything he’s said and done the past 8 decades. It’s gross.
hard agree about humanizing this piece of shit in general, but the original (afaik) this picture is riffing off is of this kid showing this to adolf hitler. in that context i think this is really funny, at least for people who’ve seen the other version
Oh! OK, that’s pretty damned funny now.
It’s extra funny because I can see a child explaining anything to a man who’s off the cliff with dementia.
It would be better if the guy peeking from behind was Nixon.
I was making fun of him. Weird take.
I see Bieber got fat
Justin Buffet.
Debut album of yacht rock about cruise ship self serve meals.
Now i cant unsee it 😂
This is so irrelevant that I can’t be bothered to find out if it really happened or not.
This is the presidential equivalent of copaganda
