Listen, as someone who loves this idea, people genuinely look at me with disgust when I say shit like this. They desperately need something easy to say and you would be better off trying to repurpose tele for telecomputer and then being able to say hit me on the telly again.

But mobile-computer won’t catch on with the masses who grew up with landline. They’re gonna use “smartphone” until the dementia makes them forget we ever even had smartphones