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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Beardy bois

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Beardy bois

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    We all know that’s mold, right?

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      No, it’s the christmas spirit

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        Makes you feel warm and fuzzy all over, just like the surface of them strawberries.

        • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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          You mean eating the strawberries makes you feel that way?

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            These in particular, it’s that warm and fuzzy feeling you get before you projectile vomit everywhere. Didn’t say it was necessarily a good thing, unless that’s your bag.

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            Makes you feel all tingly inside

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      1 year ago

      Beardy bois

      • marmotworks@lemmynsfw.com
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        Tiny lil zz tops

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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      You’re mold.

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        Your mom was mold last night. Twice.

        Yes I know that doesn’t make any sense, shaddap! 😖😄

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      Can any of us really be said to know anything? Descartes said “I think, therefore I am”. In this essay I will…

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      THERE’S MOLD GROWING ON SANTAS FACE???

    • AzureDiamond@sh.itjust.works
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      Most of us.

    • Grammaton Cleric@lemmy.world
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      Not gonna stop me from gelling them up and giving them sick hairdos

      • Mongostein@lemmy.ca
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        I would never infringe on your freedoms like that.

    • static-dragon@lemmy.zip
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      So is blue cheese

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      No there is actually a real type of strawberry that looks like this

      • Mongostein@lemmy.ca
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        They’re all yours, bud!

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    Moldy memes

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      Moldy memes with christmas themes

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    Taste like strawberry, texture like candy floss. Put em in ur mouth

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Best of both worlds

  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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    Curious how the 🍓s retained their rigid conical form when they should’ve been mushy slimy goop at this point

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      They look like they weren’t quite ripe when put in the container. Probably contributed a bit to the longevity.

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    Strawberry is one of my favorites and you’re ruining it. Jesus. I will know no peace.

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    Little Santas, sure.

    Mall Santas, based on the smell.

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    Those are some chad/stacy looking molds tho. Did they gymaxx?

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    This is why you never want to eat strawberries after day 3

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      *until after

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    I love when they do this ^^

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    Washing your fruits should make them last longer

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    They look like little blushing porcupines!

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    It’s to die for!

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