UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoNew Polycule Just Droppedlemmy.worldimagemessage-square56linkfedilinkarrow-up1248arrow-down112
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minus-squareMousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up105·2 months ago“Their new girlfriend is… women” Huh.
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up44·2 months agoYes. Sex with women is gay because women are feminine and femininity is gay. To be truly straight, only have sex with other men. Men are masculine, that’s straight.
minus-squarebackalleycoyote@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months agoGotta man scissor though, so you’re both the fucker and the fuckee at the same time, otherwise one of you is the girl.
minus-squareatomicorange@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoYou just gotta win at gay sex, that’s how you become the man
minus-squareNannerBanner@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoBack in my day we just called that a double dutch rudder.
minus-squarebackalleycoyote@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoExplains why my gay friend always looked so intrigued when I asked if he wanted to go Dutch but then disappointed when it was splitting the bill.
minus-squareNannerBanner@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoLol. That would be quite the head turner if I overheard.
minus-squarepomegranatefern@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoAs opposed, I assume, to the old Epstein class standby of an underage girl.
minus-squarenullify3112@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoThey put the girl back in girlfriend, that’s for sure.
“Their new girlfriend is… women” Huh.
Isn’t that gay or something?
Yes. Sex with women is gay because women are feminine and femininity is gay.
To be truly straight, only have sex with other men. Men are masculine, that’s straight.
Gotta man scissor though, so you’re both the fucker and the fuckee at the same time, otherwise one of you is the girl.
You just gotta win at gay sex, that’s how you become the man
Back in my day we just called that a double dutch rudder.
Explains why my gay friend always looked so intrigued when I asked if he wanted to go Dutch but then disappointed when it was splitting the bill.
Lol. That would be quite the head turner if I overheard.
As opposed, I assume, to the old Epstein class standby of an underage girl.
They put the girl back in girlfriend, that’s for sure.
Illegal exotic women……