Oh yeah, because Reg Barclay was a perfectly well-adjusted member of the crew. It was his baldness that was the issue, not being Starfleet’s first canonical holodeck perv.
No excuses, Reg.
I… don’t think baldness was their problem.
A haircut that says “Yes, I’m bald. I’m not ashamed” couldn’t have hurt Mr Combover and Mr Denial
And perhaps a few healthier coping mechanisms.
Man saw Tuvok’s hair and was like “finally, the answer to all of my problems!”
It’s amazing what clearing up the hairline can do.
Maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut, Troi might get on your dick, instead of that Captain or First Mate she’s Imzadi’ing
Man why you gotta bring up old shit?
Bald vs balding.
They need to embrace it fully
Question: Would Dr. Zimmerman go in the top frame or the bottom one? That man was an absolute scoundrel lol.
As someone else pointed out, the problem with Barclay isn’t that he’s bald, is that he’s a perv, but Barclay is still at the bottom.
Therefore, Dr Zimmerman (the EMH’s creator/model) would go on top, because despite being an asshole, he still manages to look refined and elegant as a bald man instead of a man that can’t let go of his hair.
