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minus-squareteft@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19arrow-down14·1 month agoRomances are stupid shallow fluff that serve no purpose except to draw in lonely people. They’re idiotic and predatory.
minus-squareHubertManne@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoand horny! sometimes its not enough that they are naked!
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoFor me, romances are just so they can carry shit that I find.
minus-squareteft@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·1 month agoPack mule romance. Love it.
minus-squarebryndos@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoOne of the videogame characters I was most attached to was Agro the horse in shadow of the colossus.
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoLol, no, but I’ve been there. “Can you meet me at my apartment? I bought a dresser I need your ‘help’ with”
Romances are stupid shallow fluff that serve no purpose except to draw in lonely people. They’re idiotic and predatory.
Guilty as charged
and horny! sometimes its not enough that they are naked!
For me, romances are just so they can carry shit that I find.
Pack mule romance. Love it.
One of the videogame characters I was most attached to was Agro the horse in shadow of the colossus.
Are you my girlfriend?
Lol, no, but I’ve been there. “Can you meet me at my apartment? I bought a dresser I need your ‘help’ with”