Tried eating a piano once but it tasted a bit sharp
Me too. The flavor left me flat.
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The pain was diminute, but soon it augmented, you C.
The taste has A sharp overtone in my opinion
Piano sommelier’s recommend tasting upright, with proper posture, to sustain the best notes of ivory, maple, mahogany, and rosewood. Cracking the lid before dining is crucial, and the only way to truly hammer home some of the more subtle dissonance between flavours.
Edit: If you find your piano is a bit too “stringy”, you may have to cook it longer. Young, over-confident, plucky chef’s often make this mistake.
Edit 2: over-cooking can also dampen the flavour, fyi.
Edit 3: one last thing, if the staff haven’t let piano rest, you’ll also want to pedal back your expectations, better to just hit up any other bar and maybe try a classical italian coda.
Edit 4: sorry, typo… soda.
You son of a bitch… /s
Remember to use the tuning fork, not the salad fork.
I mean this guy ate a cessna 150
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito“Lotito holds the record for the ‘strangest diet’ in the Guinness Book of Records. He was awarded a brass plaque by the publishers to commemorate his abilities. He ate his award.”
#List of unusual items consumed
At least:[3][8][12]
45 door hinges 18 bicycles 15 shopping carts 7 TV sets 6 chandeliers 2 beds 1 pair of skis 1 computer 1 Cessna 150 light aircraft 1 waterbed (full of water) 500 metres (1,600 ft) of steel chain at once 1 coffin (with handles) 1 Guinness award plaque
“Monsieur Mouth” Nice.
You probably didn’t age it enough. Or try simmering it in wine with honey for some hours.
A piano is edible if you are willing enough
I tried to come up with a witty reply, but sadly that’s not my forte.
Me too. Honestly, the whole experience fell flat for me.
Just don’t eat the burnt ones
Nothing ethical about it. It asks for things you “can” eat, not things that you “would” eat. Luckily there are no pictures of people.
You can eat a piano, just have to do it a small piece at a time.
Is it eating if you’re real just acting as a piece of fleshy conduit?
Piano keys passing through human meat tube is not what I would consider eating
“can” is only a matter of attitude and determination
Everything is edible once!
Oh yeah? Can you eat a star or the concept of love or your own entire head?
Not with that attitude!
The key is to take enough hallucinogenics. Then you can do all three.
Love me some Panda Express
We’re getting closer and closer to “You’re in a desert, walking along when you look down and see a tortoise. It’s crawling toward you. You reach down and flip it over on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can’t. Not with out your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?”
Is this were we come up blasting?
This legitimately told me I was wrong after I clicked all the burgers
It knows the true nutritional value found in your average baby grand piano.
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It says “can”, not “should”
Had it ask me to pick animals - and there were pictures of chicken wings in there lol
I mean it was an animal once
I mean it was an animal once
Maybe it had seen The Wing Or The Thigh (original language title L’aile ou la cuisse, starring Louis de Funès) and deduced that they’re artificial.
Missed opportunity for joke about eating pussy, although that term is probably what would cause the algorithm to do this to begin with
You wouldn’t eat a piano
It only asks if I CAN eat the piano, which makes it viable as a correct choice as well
Are you telling us you’re suffering from Pica?
I wouldn’t eat a whole one.
Not with that attitude you won’t
I’m currently only eating ethically sourced food, so no ebony or ivory for me, despite how well they go together.
Don’t tell me what I can’t do! - John Locke
I got this prompt recently and it accepted my answer when I included the panda.
Even more of a dilemma if you’re veggie
You do know that vegetarian burgers exist, right?
I’m very aware, as they are the only burgers I eat 😉 But alas, chances are the pictures aren’t of veggie burgers
This gets considerably more confusing after watching a few episodes of “Is It Cake?”
So everything but the piano. Even then, it’s more of a “don’t tell me what I can’t do” type attitude.
This guy ate a cessna
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_LotitoThat was a wild Wikipedia. I laughed when I saw he ate his own award plaque.
YeH fair. I could eat a cat or panda, depending on how desperate I am.
I’m eyeing up that piano. A little worcestershire sauce on the keys… mmm now I’m hungry!
