• mizu@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    I’m gonna start asking quick questions on these memes since they’re on topic: Does instant noodles cause constipation?

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      2 years ago

      If it did, it would have been suggested last week when the need to not poop was at an all time high

    • Greg Clarke@lemmy.ca
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      2 years ago

      You want foods that don’t generate much poop; not foods that generate poop but clog you up with constipation. That’ll make you uncomfortable for the 3 days. We’re all rooting for you, good speed our poopless knight!