Luckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years agoYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectmessage-squaremessage-square278fedilinkarrow-up1134arrow-down115file-text
arrow-up1119arrow-down1message-squareYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectLuckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square278fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBradamir@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 years agoThe only way you can generate fart power is by eating poo.
minus-squareCrayon8027@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 years agoYeah, but then you get to have a cool catchphrase like, “Eat shit and fly”.
minus-squareSibbo@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoYour farts are now so powerful that they propel you upwards without bending any laws of physics
Fly with farts.
The only way you can generate fart power is by eating poo.
Yeah, but then you get to have a cool catchphrase like, “Eat shit and fly”.
You have uncurable IBS
Your farts are now so powerful that they propel you upwards without bending any laws of physics