The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 21 hours agoIt's a beautiful thinglemmy.worldimagemessage-square67fedilinkarrow-up1716arrow-down128
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minus-squareILikeBoobies@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up32·19 hours agoYou don’t have to have a wife to use one as an excuse to get out of social situations
minus-squareNaz@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·18 hours agoWhat are you going to do when people want to meet her then? Lol
minus-squaremelpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-29 hours agolie with as much narrative and dramatic potential as I possibly can, and hope they follow up. maybe something that, when they find out, will just stun them with pure bleakness.
minus-squareILikeBoobies@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up9·16 hours agoWhile sitting you slap your hands down to your knees give out a long “Welllllll” as you stand up and say I’d love to introduce you to her but I gotta get home to the wife
minus-squareyakko@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·17 hours agoHave you even watched Spy X Family?
minus-squaremelpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-29 hours agoI think that might be the joke. that they are mutual beards. but the joke in the show is that they are kinda perfect for one another as people, and the telepath knows it.
You don’t have to have a wife to use one as an excuse to get out of social situations
What are you going to do when people want to meet her then? Lol
lie with as much narrative and dramatic potential as I possibly can, and hope they follow up. maybe something that, when they find out, will just stun them with pure bleakness.
While sitting you slap your hands down to your knees give out a long “Welllllll” as you stand up and say
Have you even watched Spy X Family?
I think that might be the joke. that they are mutual beards.
but the joke in the show is that they are kinda perfect for one another as people, and the telepath knows it.
Offer left hand to shake?