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minus-squareAllNewTypeFace@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up33·4 天前The sentence should scale with the crime. Nonviolent burglars and minor frauds could be taught Python, more serious crimes could get Go, whereas the most depraved offenders could be sentenced to C++
minus-squarehoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·4 天前Not envious of that serial killer having to decide between Assembly and Haskell
minus-squarebitjunkie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·4 天前The real reason Hannibal Lecter broke out was he had to write Clojure in Notepad
minus-squareSpacehooks@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 天前One of guys that retired wrote all his code in notepad. He also did debugging by printing all the code on paper. Like wtf there are other options!
minus-squareAllNewTypeFace@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 天前Haskell would be reserved for drug offenders
minus-squareheavydust@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 天前They have to maintain the code of the ReiserFS project.
The sentence should scale with the crime. Nonviolent burglars and minor frauds could be taught Python, more serious crimes could get Go, whereas the most depraved offenders could be sentenced to C++
Not envious of that serial killer having to decide between Assembly and Haskell
The real reason Hannibal Lecter broke out was he had to write Clojure in Notepad
One of guys that retired wrote all his code in notepad. He also did debugging by printing all the code on paper. Like wtf there are other options!
Haskell would be reserved for drug offenders
They have to maintain the code of the ReiserFS project.
Reoffenders get J