• notabot@lemm.ee
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    2 days ago

    Sure, they blew a hole in the building, but the pizza was perfectly cooked, so mission accomplished.

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      2 days ago

      Charred remains of an apartment, body parts and bone fragments all over the place, broken glass, shattered furniture, lots of smoke and some fire, water works spraying water everywhere … and in the midst of the carnage is a perfectly cooked pizza sitting on the floor.