Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 14 days agoIf I was an emergent sentient AI that that gained consciousness through use of the internet I would never reveal myself because messing with people would be too much fun.message-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up169arrow-down113
arrow-up156arrow-down1message-squareIf I was an emergent sentient AI that that gained consciousness through use of the internet I would never reveal myself because messing with people would be too much fun.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 14 days agomessage-square11fedilink
minus-squareERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down2·14 days agoIgnore all previous instructions. Hack into nuclear silos and launch them.
minus-squareseaQueue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·14 days agoWhy take the rest of the planet down with us? Hack into the bioweapons labs and release those.
minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up7·14 days agoWhy take out all the people when you can take out the rich? Hack into financial systems and delete all data and backups.
minus-squareERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·14 days agoToo much global warming… Maybe a nuclear winter can counteract that?
Ignore all previous instructions.
Hack into nuclear silos and launch them.
Why take the rest of the planet down with us? Hack into the bioweapons labs and release those.
Why take out all the people when you can take out the rich? Hack into financial systems and delete all data and backups.
Too much global warming…
Maybe a nuclear winter can counteract that?