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minus-squareAmanduh@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·2 months agoWhat if they get eated
minus-squarefsxylo@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·2 months agoThen they’ll be unfunctionally immortal.
minus-squarefsxylo@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoThey will be aerodynamically immortal.
minus-squarefsxylo@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoThen they will be comfortably immortal.
minus-squareshawnofthedead_@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoWhat if they are fans of Evanescence?
minus-squareNoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down2·2 months agoThis is what I mean by functionally.
What if they get eated
Then they’ll be unfunctionally immortal.
What if they get yeeted?
They will be aerodynamically immortal.
What if they get seated?
Then they will be comfortably immortal.
What if they are fans of Evanescence?
Then they’re My Immortal.
This is what I mean by functionally.