NO LOLLYGAGGIN
“WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, DON’T MAKE LEMONADE. MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE’S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I’M THE MAN WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!”
HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE, MAKE YOUR TIME
SOMEBODY SET US UP THE BOMB
MEDIC!
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW
edit: didn’t mean to reply this, I violated the law
THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD
THE CAKE IS A LIE!
CANNOT BELIEVE THIS ISNT ALREADY HERE, IM CRESTFALLEN!
I’M COMMANDER SHEPARD, AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORE ON THE CITADEL.
SNAKE. SNAKE? SNAAAAAAKE!
BADGER BADGER BADGER
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
ROCK AND STONE!
NOTHING’S MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!!!
Well, that one was already in all caps
MISTER TORGUE IS ALWAYS IN ALL CAPS. EXPLOSIONS!!!
I WANT YOU TO BLOW UP… THE OCEAN!!!
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
SHAWN!!!
SHAWN!!!
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ROBERTTTTTTTT
DO YOU GET TO THE CLOUD DISTRICT VERY OFTEN?? OH, WHAT AM I SAYING, OF COURSE YOU DON’T!!
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Bad bot, there’s no start time on that link.
I’M ESCAPING TO THE ONE PLACE THAT HASN’T BEEN CORRUPTED BY CAPITALISM… SPACE!
Is that from portal? Love that game
Lol, no. Type the quote into YouTube. You won’t regret it.
The way he can barely not laugh at his own dialog haha
COMMANDER
LETS DO THIS! LEEEEROOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNSSS!!!
This is the correct answer.
YOU EUTHANIZED YOUR FAITHFUL COMPANION CUBE FASTER THAN ANY TEST SUBJECT ON RECORD. CONGRATULATIONS.
I’LL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!
