I feel like I’m missing a joke
It’s a huge dog that likes to bite people’s throats. Instead of restraining the dog, the home owner has a fairly unreasonable set of instructions for the guests to follow to not die.
Just classic absurdist humor.
Thanks.
Although, I don’t know how would I’ve guessed the dog likes to bite people’s throats.
I almost never understand the jokes of this comics.
keep your hand across your throat
What’s the purpose of doing that around a massive dog?
hand confidently on the dog’s head
Is the dog happy or angry? What change is this expected to cause in the dog?
massive lawsuit
How would the dog cause a massive lawsuit? What does that have to do with someone protecting their throat?
Anyway, it’s just kind of absurd that he expects this from everyone who comes to the door.
To protect your throat
To project dominance
By biting guests in the throat
Yes, that’s the joke
I’m at a total loss here. What’s that squarish environment they’re in? What’s going on with the sequence of english letters under the picture?
I guess some things will always be beyond my comprehension. Anyway, I’m off to walk my three pit rescues!
