vis4valentine@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 年前What is the worst ever pickup line that you actually used IRL?message-squaremessage-square52fedilinkarrow-up1133arrow-down14
arrow-up1129arrow-down1message-squareWhat is the worst ever pickup line that you actually used IRL?vis4valentine@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 年前message-square52fedilink
minus-squarePratai@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up28·1 年前Me: Have you ever had your bellybutton kissed? Her: Yes, of course I have. Me: From the inside? It didn’t work, but she laughed.
minus-squareAOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 年前yeah what is this supposed to imply?
minus-squareRikudou_Sage@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 年前That he wanted to crawl into her vagina and bite his way through to the belly button? IDK, I’m not a belly-button fetishist.
minus-squarejoelfromaus@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前Maybe we just found the account of an alien chestburster.
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 年前Not sure if or :WhyNotBoth:
Me: Have you ever had your bellybutton kissed?
Her: Yes, of course I have.
Me: From the inside?
It didn’t work, but she laughed.
My immediate thought was pregnancy
yeah what is this supposed to imply?
That he wanted to crawl into her vagina and bite his way through to the belly button? IDK, I’m not a belly-button fetishist.
Maybe we just found the account of an alien chestburster.
They’re a cunning limguist.
Can someone explain this ?
Not sure if
or 
:WhyNotBoth: