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minus-squarenikaaa@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up42arrow-down1·10 months agoI swear, it’s no longer possible to distinguish satire from reality.
minus-squareMehBlah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·10 months agoIt does sound like something they would do.
minus-squareKISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkarrow-up13·10 months agoAdvise people on installing Linux? Yes. https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/linux/install
minus-squaremrvictory1@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·10 months agoI expected WSL instructions. Tyrns out there are instructions for both WSL and bare metal. MS outdid themselves.
minus-squareKISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·10 months agoThat’s cause the OS wars are over. Microsoft is the top contributor to the Linux kernel now.
minus-squareorl0pl@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoWhat if Windows 12 will be secretly Linux but with M$ spyware?
minus-squareKISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·10 months agoWindows 12 will be a web frontend to Azure running on a locked down Linux Hypervisor.
minus-squarenikaaa@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoAnd Windows 13 will be a single stick.
minus-squarenxdefiant@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·10 months agoThey’d name it Microsoft Windows Deprecation Maker 2024 Enterprise 11 though.
minus-squareulterno@lemmy.kde.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 months agoNot really. Microsoft won’t explain further after “we end support”. They are now the “Something went wrong” people.
minus-squareIlovethebomb@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·10 months agoIf you have a hard time telling this is satire, you might just be a bit dim.
I swear, it’s no longer possible to distinguish satire from reality.
It does sound like something they would do.
Advise people on installing Linux? Yes.
https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/linux/install
I expected WSL instructions. Tyrns out there are instructions for both WSL and bare metal. MS outdid themselves.
That’s cause the OS wars are over. Microsoft is the top contributor to the Linux kernel now.
What if Windows 12 will be secretly Linux but with M$ spyware?
Windows 12 will be a web frontend to Azure running on a locked down Linux Hypervisor.
And Windows 13 will be a single stick.
They’d name it Microsoft Windows Deprecation Maker 2024 Enterprise 11 though.
Not really.
Microsoft won’t explain further after “we end support”.
They are now the “Something went wrong” people.
If you have a hard time telling this is satire, you might just be a bit dim.