She broke up with me abruptly because I just wasn’t a boyfriend like Edward was to Bella and then 6months later she asks me out again and then 6 months from then she breaks up with me because I told her “I love you” and according to her, that meant “I want to have sex with you very soon” so she broke up with me again.
High school, man.
Raging hormones and unrealistic, unspoken, expectations can do wild things
This was when we were 15. Truly a weird ass time.
The things some people think are relevant or important in relationships are weird.
I watch 90 Day Fiance to revel in this fact 😄People are absolutely wild.
She was learning to play the guitar but wasn’t very good at it. I also started learnig so we could play together. I was starting to get decent, learned a song and decided to play it to her.
Halfway through the song she freaked out and shouted that if I ever play in front of her again she’ll break up with me.
How old were y’all when this happened?
Got addicted to Farmville. Should have known right then that it wasn’t going to work.
Ahahahaha biggest 🚩
Forgot we were dating when she was the one who started the relationship.
Pray for forgiveness every time we had sex
So did you forgive her, or what?
ooh boy
Yep it’s about as fun as it sounds
I could see that getting kinky if played right, tho I imagine anyone that seriously prays for forgiveness after sex is probably not into getting kinky.
Yeah this person was absolutely not kinky
We were getting ready to have sex. I saw that one of our blanket had a brown stain on it, and she said she had wiped her hands on it after eating chocolate. We had sex. Months later, she admitted that she actually wiped her ass with the blanket to make sure she didn’t have shit on her asshole. She was nasty af, but we ended up breaking up for another reason. She was a deranged narcissist. I’m not saying this as a layperson that watched YouTube videos to get over the relationship. I actually went to a therapist that is a nationally renowned specialist on narcissistic relationships.
Don’t we all wipe our ass with our blankets?
I had an ex that wanted to take a break for a bit because they wanted to “give me up” for Lent. They said I was the most important thing to them at the time, so it was kind of sweet and romantic…but definitely strange as well.
She followed me into the men’s washroom and made out with me after I just puked then sucked my dick. We dated for 2 years after that.
She’s a keeper!
Cheated on me with the guy who cheated on her, then sent me a marriage invitation for her and the dude who cheated on her in the first place. It’s worth pointing out the only reason she ended up with me in the first place was because of his cheating; so it’s kinda clear to me I was only ever an easy-to-play rebound to her.
They were made for each other.
Goes to bed in socks. I’ve come around to it and understand it’s a preference but my lord when they first told me it was the wildest thing
Well it keeps one warm and cosy in winter :)
