return2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 9 months agoFlorida woman shoots interstate drivers, says God told her to because of the eclipse, police sayabcnews.go.comexternal-linkmessage-square148fedilinkarrow-up1555arrow-down113
arrow-up1542arrow-down1external-linkFlorida woman shoots interstate drivers, says God told her to because of the eclipse, police sayabcnews.go.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square148fedilink
minus-squareZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up38·9 months agoNo one can prove God didn’t tell her to go on a shooting spree.
minus-squareZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 months agoGonna be hard for the marshalls to deliver it. Or, at least to return from delivering it.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·9 months agojust give it to the pope. I’m sure he can pass it on.
minus-squarejkrtn@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoWon’t he just ignore it? I’m sure he’s seen all the MAGAs ignoring subpoenas and court orders with zero consequences.
No one can prove God didn’t tell her to go on a shooting spree.
We need to subpoena god.
Gonna be hard for the marshalls to deliver it. Or, at least to return from delivering it.
just give it to the pope.
I’m sure he can pass it on.
Won’t he just ignore it? I’m sure he’s seen all the MAGAs ignoring subpoenas and court orders with zero consequences.