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Nah, the guy just fell asleep. I remember the /r/photoshopbattle post from the guy.

“can I be your fast breeder reactor?”

😂

Is your picture of Discovery era Werf?

Not gonna lie but Captains in Shuttlecraft Getting Coffee would be amazing.

It’s because people chase karma. If you post early and something witty usually you’ll get hundreds of upvotes. For some people that’s a better dopamine hit than almost anything.

Well that ought to kill any tourist travel to the US. Way to go drumpf! /s

Imagine showing up to sickbay asking for help.

“Doc get the medical tractor beam out. I’ve got a doozy of a sitch for you.”

Riker strikes me as a Class 8 probe type of guy. He doesn’t need the taper of the lower class probes but the girth of a Class 9 is a bit too much for him.

If you mix your own juice why not slowly decrease the bicotine in the mix until it’s nonexistent? That should ween you off the nicotine and you won’t have to worry about it.

Going the way of tumblr? I’m sure it will work out well for them. /s

Why censor fucking but not fuck?

Kimli: I have taken my worst wound at this duty assignment… having looked my last upon that which is fairest. Henceforth I will call nothing fair unless it be her promoting me.

Parisolas: What was her gift?

Kimli: I asked her for one pip from her golden collar. She gave me none.

Party Compilator. Is that a landing party compilator or a birthday party compilator? Either answer is acceptable.

Today’s episode of Tool Time is brought to you by Rutherford Tools.

Today two episodes were released. The other 8 episodes will be released weekly.

What I see on PieFed:

Also those spoilers are spicy.

Do not post spoilers in this thread without spoiler tags, please.

I think it’s because the “to” in those phrases are part of “to sleep” not part of “go to”. The “to” modifies the verb “sleep” to be an infinitive and the “go” is an imperative verb.