“We run Arch btw, Carol”

I’m sure everyone will have varying opinions on it, but if these models were fully open-sourced I’d have less of an issue. What does it for me is that these companies were unwilling to pay creators to use their work in the training data, instead choosing to pirate it to create expensive and locked down AI products which they expect us to pay for.

Oh no, the corporations which stole immeasurable quantities of our data to train their for-profit AI models are having their building materials stolen. My heart bleeds.

And don’t forget the incredible soundtrack from Max Richter

…to stream your own media, hosted on your own server 😅

This is actually completely natural migration behaviour. Waymos migrate south for the winter to warmer climates, which are less taxing on their batteries. As the weather begins to warm again, they travel north to return home and find a mate

No-one was prepared for the Starlink re-entry events. Humanity had been so busy looking outwards, but had failed to look upwards. From 2035, they had to learn to accept the regular and devastating reentry of this fleet of miniature satellites. Molten fire would rain from the sky, multiple times per day at any time or place. Many cities were destroyed during this period, with too many deaths to count.

Hantavirus uses Arch, btw

It’s obviously a race condition in the simulation software. The stars database is loaded before the c constant.

This will be patched in a future update, however current simulation will need a data wipe for the updated behaviour to show.

Sure, but that position reduces to solipsism, because then you don’t exist with a definite value until I look at you, either. But clearly you are thinking definite thoughts when I’m not looking, right?

Wait are we supposed to continue existing when you’re not looking at us? Shit my bad

Thanks Claude. Still doesn’t seem to be working though as the corners on the object are in a different place to the corners on the hole. It’s like they’re rotated. Can you break this down for me, step by step? Or is this impossible?

Dig up your future bones, bring them back in time and bury them in the same spot.

Only YOU can prevent paradoxes. Time travel responsibly.

Remember, I am a large language model and I am not qualified to give military advice. In any actual conflict you should always speak to your team of military advisors and strategists

With that in mind, are there any other locations I can help you target today?

Or, if you’d like, I can help draft an international press release denying accountability and blaming a software malfunction for our double-tap mistake?

Banana physicist here.

This is actually due to a really interesting phenomenon called banana dilation. Although they may appear different sizes to the eye, bananas distort local spacetime such that they are all physically identical dimensions. This makes them a perfect and consistent measure of size.

Lobster also used to be a peasant food (“cockroach of the sea”)

I myself am a caesium guy. Hydrogen is okay but overused

I remember the glory days where my alarm would go off for school and I’d just take the battery out of my phone to get it to shut up

FUCK

Since July I’ve been boycotting US companies. I’ve gone as far as setting up my own self-hosted home server for document / bookmark / media storage, which is actually fantastic and I wish I’d done this sooner. All streaming services have been cancelled. I only buy from European brands, and only directly from their own website (no Amazon, etc). This was the first year in a long time where I’ve declined a phone upgrade with my network - I’ll just keep my current phone as long as possible. All my smart home tech is being gradually phased away from Google / Nest and towards Matter / Home Assistant. Windows has been wiped from my PC and I’ve moved to Linux. I cancelled my Adobe subscription in favour of FOSS alternatives. My family and close friends have all switched to Signal (though we did this years ago).

While I still use social media (I make digital art), the only thing I ever post on Facebook/Insta/Threads is my artwork. I don’t post anything personal anymore, because that’s my data.

Despite all these “sacrifices”, I don’t really feel like I’ve lost anything. In fact, things are arguably better now I’m unshackled from US tech giants. I’m saving a ton of money too from all the cancelled subscriptions.

Nah don’t worry, they’re warm and toasty inside. Fur-lined 🔥