The table got jostled over two days of shooting, and that’s one of the bits that me and my assistants missed. Shooting was back in November, and I’m only just now finishing up the edits. The original set doesn’t stand anymore, so I’m doing the best with what I’ve got.

Makes sense. Persona 3 was blue, Persona 4 was yellow, Persona 5 was red. Green just seems to be the next focal color.

Editing photos is a fine thing to do. No one posted undeveloped negatives back in the day, instead people took the time to bring out good contrast and color.

With raw digital images, proper editing is the same as development: it’s about making the pictures you’ve captured look how you want them to look. As shot, most raws are murky, lacking in contrast and brilliance, but are full of potential.

I feel that when Weird Al sung Closer as part of the Alternative Polka, the censoring greatly added to the experience.

I don’t want to try it. Don’t even want to hear about it. Don’t even have functioning genitals on account of being intersex. I thought I was horny once, but that was just when Rush Limbaugh died.

Some people tell me, “well, you haven’t had the right dick or pussy yet!” And I always reply, “and you haven’t had the right arsenic yet, keep trying different kinds.”

Turns out that the wizard powers for being a forty year old virgin only apply if one ever had the option or desire to lose the virginity in the first place.

I’m asexual and I deserve love too! I married another asexual lady and it’s great. Neither of us have to do things we don’t want to.

This has big Neil Kohney vibes. I like it.

Ooooh, aw yeah!

It’s so tacky that I’m going to assume it’s real.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1r4fZyL_XKX8i7IaVtLFDPOUIrbFs1oeO/view?usp=drive_link

That’s the highest-res PNG I can make. I don’t think you would want the RAW, as it strips out all the color grading and edits I did to make this a good picture. It’s just a spreadsheet of the camera’s sensor values at the moment of capture, and probably wouldn’t resemble reality.

One of my recent works: a picture of Portland with a bridge in it.

The one single salvageable frame from those stacks, which wasn’t even very good:

Sometimes photography is a bust, and that’s okay too.

Most aren’t. Eventually I’ll hold the brain cell for a bit.

I said this in another thread recently, but Ted Faro from the Horizon Zero Dawn series was so badly written. He was a one note guy, use technology to get profit at the expense of the planet, lying and dishonesty and being a douchey and thoroughly despised tech bro—

and then I realized, he’s incredibly well written. He’s fuckin’ Elon Musk but American. He’s Sam Altman. He’s all these fuckers, and they’re him.

Elon Musk would totally irradiate himself in a bunker to become an immortal monster. Hell, that’s literally what Peter Thiel goons his tiny dick to every goddamn night!

Ted Faro was a bad villain back in ‘18. In ‘26, he fits in.

For men, maybe! Small women like me run really cold.

Good.

The faster slop code stops, the more reliable our software will get.

Oof, thats gotta hurt for the UK, now that they’re part of Antarctica.

Give me 24° inside or give me death!

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