It took me way too long to realize how fucked up it is that you build houses on your properties and as soon as you collected enough rent money evict all those families, tear down the houses and build a hotel instead.

President Musk will be livid that his suggestion to call it ‘Gulf of X’ was shot down.

Even The Simpsons covered the Odyssey at some point though.

Why contain it? Let it spill over to the schools and churches, let the bodies pile up in the streets. In the end, they’ll beg us to save them.

• Bob Page, 2052

When I heard “CrowdStrike” took down operating systems everywhere, I thought it was the name of a virus or a group of hackers. I’m not the only one hearing an inherent villainy in that name, right?

I’ve gotten so used to looking at the details that I didn’t even notice the blatant fire-in-the-tent.

It’s all you need to write it in Braille.

A couple of years ago, there were memes about this exact thing to mock this cult. I didn’t think the day would actually come, but some part of me is really happy that it did.

The Dendy is making a comeback, boys!

20 years ago, they sold every Street Fighter three times with more characters in each new iteration. Microtransactions suck, but simple DLC is a less shitty than what used to be normal.

Wikipedia says:

“The possession, distribution, sale and manufacture of pornographic materials are illegal, with laws strictly enforced. Possession of pornographic material can carry a fine or up to three years imprisonment.”

Minding your business is one thing, the other is porn being illegal in Ukraine. But let this be the first step towards rectifying that in the next era.

The man’s not gonna live forever, ownership changing is a matter of time, not raw money. And I dread that time.

Careful, one wrong dumpster and you’ll need a team of teenagers with attitudes.