Rome hasn’t collapsed in a day.

Mary Poppins versus Supernanny

He should have been playing Spiders-Man then.

I think he came down with Distractonitis, a rare disease that appears when a colleague of yours dies but it has to stay a secret.

I almost had this happen once and I never went from fully asleep to fully awake this quickly. I’m talking about full awareness of everything that almost happened. If we could somehow harness this power, we could eliminate all the time we waste being half-asleep in the morning. But Big Caffeine would never let that happen.

On PC piracy is a lot easier. If they take my game, I take it back.

Considering all the projection, I’d check the pizza places first.

That said, there are no AI generated images of Trump wearing Papal vestments or overseeing the holy mass.

https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/112077-trump-ai-pope-vert-thumb-dirty.png

I believe this was from before the new pope was decided.

Dorfromantik, but flags.

A few years ago I was hit with the sack of bricks that is all Donkey Kong Country games being released one year apart. I have vivid memories of playing the second game for a very long time and then multiple times after while imagining what a third game would be like and you’re telling me that was only one year? There’s no way those games would mean so much to me if we had only had one per console generation.

Sorry, the dog ate my homework. :(

You’d think one look at the state of America would be enough to render their propaganda completely meaningless. You’d really think. You would really have those thoughts running through your head. But here comes reality with a steel chair to give you a concussion.

Never heard of him. (Let’s normalize this response.)

Good lord, what is happening in this country!?

…Greatest Economy?

Uh… Greatest Economy? During this recession, when people can’t afford food because nobody has money, while it is entirely being hogged by your billionaire friends!?

Yes!

…can it trickle down?

…No.

Triton, as in the guy with the trident? N64-style is coming back!

Also Half Life 3 confirmed

President Miller is abusing his First Lady.

Instead of lootboxes, you cut open journalists to get your prizes.

Add a gun and it’s a Bayoguette.

I’ve been wondering for a while where the point of diminishing returns is. Surely, at some point, ads become aggressive enough to have an adverse effect on advertisers?

I will never understand how this obvious manipulation has been legal for decades.