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I couldn’t make it to school yesterday because I had truancy court.

We talking about the character or the actor?

Half Life 3 was the friends we made along the way.

Chief

“I own the farms which means I own all the food, so everyone will want to be my friend and live next to me”

It’s perfect timing because I always need a vacation from my vacation.

Just because you’re wearing your birthday suit doesn’t make you the birthday boy.

He was so great, he didn’t need to become president.

Do not put your dick in that.

I used to be with this, but then they changed what this was.

Now what I’m with isn’t this, and what’s this seems weird and scary to me.

This’ll happen to you!

It’s exposition for the voices in my head.

Eastern Most Europeans who use , as a decimal point will only receive fifteen euros.

Cheeseburger pizza lovers, but they don’t want pickles on their pizza?

Oh, you assigned a method to a variable before calling it? Congratulations, this is now undefined.

It gets a pass if the stub is actively bleeding and bone is showing.

The count of pixels is not representable with numbers.

Boba is code for boobs.

borrowed from Chinese (Beijing) bōbà, name for the large tapioca balls found in the tea, perhaps literally, “large breasts, large-breasted woman”

Pixel count in this tweet feely low.

It may look like Tetris, but due to international copyright law, it isn’t.

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