diabetic_porcupine

Omfg your nails

Pervitin

So all you have to do is preface each prompt with a desire to order chipotle?

Same energy

THERES BUGS IN THE COMPUTERS 🐜 🐜 🐜

Please tell me this is edited because it really looks just like him

Crack of dad

So what would you say is the profit margin at $20 a burnout? A fresh set of tires can cost an arm and a leg depending on the diameter

Bro put a hand mixer in his ass and turned it on

I understand your need for the dishes to be clean but I must say plainly because I think there’s been a miscommunication. I simply can not do the dishes. This is not me being pushy. I’m actually watching tv right now.

This is your life now

What else would the point of that be

Are we mothposting now?