That’s called an Aussie, and it tastes great.

“Once in a lifetime”. Yeah, my lifetime.

I enjoy Last Action Hero. I probably won’t go so far as to call it “good”, but it’s fun, especially if you grew up watching 80s action movies.

Should have made N ‘night’ just to really fuck with K.

-> mindy?

$3.1 million?? These must be some incredibly outdated laws that are being applied for that figure to be so low. Boeing planes will become the new Ford Pintos: it’s cheaper to kill a few people than it is to fix their shit.

One can never get too much Asterix.

Step 2: install Privacy Badger

And Facebook Container is another useful one.

Plus he did that song with Kylie, so if anyone didn’t know him before then they certainly knew him afterwards.

Great, now I know my velocity but I don’t know where I am.

Now I’m waiting for Langley to cop a camera to the neck.

Seasons 1-8 are still gold (apart from that one flashback episode). Around the middle of season 9 things started going downhill and haven’t stopped.

Look, if Trump wants a memorial building named after him all he has to do is get himself assassinated. He just has do the first step and we’ll totally take care of the rest, ok?

Please do Step One, Trump. Please?

Now Dolly is gone, I feel like I see her everywhere…

The borders between countries in the Middle East including India/Pakistan were deliberately drawn to cause conflict. Of course when that conflict started to come back home everyone was shocked pikachu faced about it. I really don’t understand why people of those countries don’t just throw away the map and sort it out amongst themselves like adults, but I guess expecting world leaders of a majority of countries to act like adults is a bit much to ask most of the time.

ROMANES ITE DOMUM!

Hang on, what year is it now?

I’m happy to do mundane paperwork IF I’m getting paid to do it.

OK, get this: the media used to do its job. Before Murdoch and then other billionaire assholes bought everything up, the media used to let people know, without too much bias and editorialising (of course there was some, but not completely wide-spread in the same direction), what was going on in the world.

Now almost all media is complicit in cover-ups and downright lies. The media doesn’t push back, doesn’t investigate, doesn’t make politicians shit scared like they used to. You have to go back to the mid or early 80s and before to see what media was actually capable of. Watergate toppled a president, but these days a similar scandal would just be a Wednesday.

Of course all this is by design. An ignorant public make for ignorant voters, which in turn makes campaigns a lie-filled popularity contest instead of something they ought to be: a discussion of ideals and policy. Each electorate is effectively a tribe voting on who is going to represent them in congress with the rest of the country. But do your elected representatives actually represent you now? Not generally, mainly because most voters don’t know what they’re voting for and that’s because the media, which ought to be reporting on what’s going on so the public are informed, has failed.

Sorry I seem to have gone on a bit of a rant, but this is something the REALLY pisses me off.

“The answer to pollution is 42.”

Blender is astounding at how much it can do, but boy does it feel like a project that suffered major scope creep. There seems to be years worth of “but what if it could also do this?” attached to it. As a novice Blender user I still find the UI incredibly difficult to work with.