The smug “I don’t use Reddit” attitude

Hey, that’s not 100% accurate. Flock cameras run off of solar.

In many to jurisdictions, the coroner is the only person with the authority to arrest the sheriff and is an elected position.

Yeah, about that school food comparison

So instead of remembering the Great Lakes by HOMES, we’ll use SHAME. Fitting.

Ok but the 2016 Ghostbusters was accused of being the fall of western civilization by the alt right. That thing lives rent free in their heads.

That’s what Netflix was originally.

I would straight-up support them ceasing the production of physical media if they were distributing digital media as DRM free, but unfortunately, that’s antithetical to their goals.

And at work, you give yourself an A and go for a C.

“They won’t take late work”

The toilet

Because at least I’m not graduating high school with a.butt full of poop.

Step down, old guard

Who needs green energy when we have a green reflecting pool?

Word to the wise: if you work extra hours and weekends to prevent a layoff, you are on a sinking ship using a shot glass to keep water out. Let the ship sink.

Haunted houses are old. There’s no way McMansions will last long enough for ghosts to sprout.

Be warned. It’s a productivity sink. I had to block it because it was too distracting.

MLK was assassinated by the government

Let’s say that, hypothetically, this is true. Out of all the angles to compare Trump and Obama, does this guy really think that Trump’s relationship with marriage make him look better?

The town also has gay liberals.

If they can’t change themselves, you can’t change them either.