This has been going on for nearly a decade already. Probably two decades now

This thing is fucking cool. You don’t even need the button. It doubles as a fan if you put on the floor.

It is very common to hear girls use the term guys, and for people to address a mixed party as “guys”

I only use this when I’m chasing away kids

I suppose corn syrup has a unique feel to it.

Oh man, now you’re just gonna have to make something fresh to snack on. Bummer

Despite their wasted efforts, it just doesn’t matter. Circumventing all this is still too easy. Only the impatient are doomed.

Pepe The Frog

Classic my dog ate my homework excuse.

Verified

Ok, what should I imagine next?

I was expecting boobs for the last one. They’re almost there too.

Those flithy westerners

Uncle Bernie to the rescue!

This one hurts in the feelz.

cowards

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Who the heck is paying you to preach this crap? They need a better representative.

Its probably the only reason the major was put into that position. Foreign influence.

I like to think about it as all three going up.