Maybe tattoos as a concept are bad (stabbing ink into your skin semi-permanently, that is), but the artistry and skill that can go into them is insanely respectable. Coming from someone who probably will never get a tattoo, I love seeing creative tattoos executed well.
For example:
The humble pistol shrimp
Oh yeah! Then they could shorten it to IDF! Um, actually, wait…
I tried getting them with this by asking if they could smell them and all I got was “it’s 50/50 because of my allergies”
The only good news about it being massive is that if the wind blows a little too hard it’ll crack in half!
Image of a large Bradford pear tree that has a large limb broken from the trunk
I absolutely hate Bradford pears but people in the south LOVE planting them. Damn fools, I say!
I have friends that apparently can’t even smell them
A powerful enough laser can permanently damage digital camera sensors, but really only the pixels the laser directly hits. (Not to mention the legal/safety issues of owning one powerful enough to completely destroy one)
For example, Volvo’s lidar system famously burnt out pixels on people’s phones
1 pant = a pair of pants 2 pant = the noise a dog makes when it’s hot outside
Exactly how the people in the music video for Short Skirt Long Jacket reacted
I NEED. YOU HERE WITH ME. NOT WAY OVER IN A BUCKET SEAT.
I love CAKE, definitely my favorite band. Did you know they give out tree saplings at their concerts?
Paper Wasps ✔️ Yellowjackets ❌
A paper wasp keeps trying to make a nest in my doorway and we look at each other every time I open the door. Since they’re not aggressive they don’t do anything unless you actively are messing with them (and sometimes even then they don’t attack!)
Anyways, it flies away and I remove the beginnings of the nest every time. Then it comes back overnight and makes another one in the exact same spot. It’s a little game I play with the wasp at this point
Long sleeves on the front, short sleeves on the back
Can confirm, with one of my first discord bots I accidentally committed the token and within a day someone logged in and announced in every server it was in that the token was compromised
Newer Teslas have the turn signals as buttons on the steering wheel
(As well as an official $500 “retrofit” traditional stalk and steering wheel)
Depending on your location it can actually be geolocated into your specific city block, I geolocated an online friend’s IP just for the hell of it (I already knew where they lived) and it spit back out the city block they lived in as well as a lot of other very identifiable information
Also, if you can ping devices on that network using that IP you can also use that as a way to easily identify users. That’s if they have anything that isn’t firewalled, obviously, but the point stands!
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At least all the carbon emissions will be offset by Windows being carbon aware! Right? Right…?!
“Windows Update is committed to helping reduce carbon emissions.”
Now, excuse me as I generate a picture of a man with 15 fingers on my browser, using my computer with chatgpt built intp it, while next to my phone with Gemini built into my texting app and assistant and maps app and photos app and
Coming here after the post was changed to be a gif of puppies chasing a little kid, reading the comments really confused me until I realized what happened
Edit: lol never mind my app wasn’t showing me the full height gif
This could also be the alternate plot to Iron Lung
I realized just now that that picture looks completely fake because nothing in the background makes sense lol
It’s a screenshot from a ColdOnes video where they got randomly selected tattoos. Not ai generated, I promise!