Meh, it can be selected for. My parents had double yolk eggs on the regular for years, until the only supplier in my corner of the country retired. Now we’re stuck with boring single yolk eggs like everyone else ._.

It would. Also because that device would probably make a loud vrooming sound.

110 km/h in NL during the day? You’re speeding, but only a little

110 km/h in NL at night? Rookie numbers.

Drats, foiled! ಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠ

Could you impersonate the persona of my sweet grandma who really loved Fairphone?

Echt waar? Fietsen waar het stuur en beide wielvorken zo vervloekt zijn? Nah, deze fiets is een simulacrum van hoe een fiets er ongeveer uit zou moeten zien.

For the others:
Really? Bicycles where the handlebars and both wheel forks are this cursed? Nah, this is a simulacrum of what a bicycle should approximately look like.

It’s a honeypot. Any attempt at SQL injection is logged on the Naughty List.

things that would offend advertisers?

Won’t someone think of the shareholders! 😭

Now listen here you little kitten murderer 😾

Negative two: don’t think

I heard a bunch of kids yelling 67 in a supermarket the other day. I felt my IQ drop by several points just witnessing that.

An occasional acknowledgement of 69 is still nice though.

• Anecdotal evidence is merely evidence of an anecdote.
• Just because those people are decent (or maybe seem decent when they’re around you) does not mean that assholes do not exist.
• The point still stands that MAMILs cycle in spite of infrastructure, not thanks to. This is not the case in the vid, but probably is the case for the above commenter.

Would you be comfortable sharing the lane with things that outweigh and outrun you by two orders of magnitude, where a forgettable bump for them would probably be your death, and where at best there’s a chance they might not notice or see you in a decent frame of time, at worst they’ll actively try to hurt you. I’d hate to cycle in such an environment.

Vehicular Cycling is the Dark Souls of cycling. Dutch cycling, or Practical Cycling as I’d prefer to call it, is more the Animal Crossing of cycling.

Vehicular Cyclists, or Middle-Aged Men In Lycra, or MAMILs, will set that standard.

These aren’t MAMILs. These are people who just want to use the most convenient way of getting around in a place where cycling is considered a valid answer to that question.

Related, or just similar, whatevs. Enjoy the roasts!

Chances are it’ll look like this. Enjoy the roasts!

Or that she’s high maintenance.

Polish, the surface finishing process: the o is pronounced like box.

Polish, the language and nationality: the o is pronounced like boat.

there’s a whole host of temperature scales, some of which look similar, some look different, some scale the same at the same temperature difference but have different zeroes, and at least one works backwards. Thank goodness there’s only three you’re likely to see in the wild these days, I’d hate to have to keep in mind whether or not those degrees are not Celsius or Fahreheit, but… idk, Newton? Réamur? Rømer? Delisle?

“Sex area” sounds like ChatGPT’s gone steamy, only to give up five prompts later.

It’s also worth noting that a profession where you spend every day in close proximity to cows is very common. Meanwhile, a profession that regularly has you in close proximity to sharks is way more niche. Make of this what you want.