Ah, the classic Beerfest/Star Trek crossover gag.

I fed my son and rocked him to sleep, for the glory of the Empire and the House of Fry!

I dunno. I think you just prefer rounded aesthetics. IMO the Saturn just looks like an oversized CD player. Boring and no personality. The little ridges and whatnot on the PlayStation were just plain neat to me , and I greatly prefer boxy to rounded. It’s why the PS One was such a disappointment by comparison.

TBF Alan Moore has a negative view of the idea that anyone has ever read or enjoyed his work.

If a burger is going to break the glass, it’s either really bad glass or a really bad burger.

Open the box. Leave it out for a week. Crumble it up once it’s hard and stale. Put the bits in a bowl. Pour in some milk. Sprinkle some sugar and honey. You’ve made pizza cereal. Bonus points if you use chocolate milk.

Are there any that have a top knot or fauxhawk though? Asking for a friend.

The first one is mostly vibes. There’s not a ton of good story meat in it, and it’s pretty short. Book 2 really gets going though, and book 3 is just wild. Once you get to Wolves of the Calla, though, it’s really gonna test your patience.

Specifically because the directors had no idea what they were doing, the whole thing ended up being wildly creative. I’ve always unironically enjoyed it.

Honey roasted wicker stools, sweet-and-sour paint chips, pulled rug sandwiches on cardboard printed to look like pretzel buns

Heckin’ Mega Man Legends 1&2.

Honestly almost all of it comes from a single duel Wild Bill Hicock had, and also a bunch of bullshit that a traveling huckster named Buffalo Bill Cody just sort of made up for fun in his touring wild west shows.

Discovering the upper limits to what the human mind can retain and just constantly forgetting all the shit you used to find important.

Waluigi for both.

NGL I did a double take tryna figure out why they used a picture of Tim Allen for that headline.

absolutely, yeah. there’s still a lot of construction folks/builders that refuse to do it. usually the same folks that have superstitions about tools (like never hand someone an unfolded pocket knife, no matter how safely you do it)

OP mistakenly thinks KMFDM stands for “Kill Mother Fuckin’ Depeche Mode”, which it certainly doesn’t.

I adore ciabatta, but it’s way too chewy to make a good burger bun

They tried to focus on making it look and feel more realistic, but it honestly just looks more drab and is just dreary and humorless compared to 2.

The fish part of fish and chips. No thanks on the malt vinegar. Y’all can keep your dirty foot water away from my fishies thanks.