By Leonard Cohen, by Dr Alban or by Georg Händel?

There was this old joke, the optimist learns English, the pessimist learns Russian and the realist learns Chinese

“This slop is not available in your country.”

Supposedly there is a sensor that detects if the recording light is covered and disables the camera, so it’s about bypassing that.

Just go work for some weird robotics startup or thelike. I have fond memories of my office desk slowly turning into a full blown electronics lab

By the same logic, it can also briefly act as a plane, you just need to drive at top speed off a cliff. But don’t tell that to Cybertruck owners, or do, I am not your mother.

Oh you know… vaguely gestures at everything

Language!

Don’t forget the business coke and business hookers!

Well I for one think the torment nexus will be a swell thing once completed. Will it torment some peoples digital consciousnesses for aeons? Sure, but think of the upsides!

import MoonPy

MoonPy.LandOnMoon()

while MoonPy.OnMoon:
    print("john madden")

In the entire fucking rest of the world Mamdani would just be viewed as a boring centrist bureaucrat that does their job. But “spending money on public infrastructure” is somehow seen as radical left socialism in the US.

Only that the Trumpets do have pretty plausible deniability if there is no clear and blatant evidence it’s a false flag, as nobody would believe the dumbasses in the US Admin were competent enough to pull off a successful false flag.

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At least I have chicken

That’s the beauty of it, just ask chatgpt or copilot how to do it, then learn by fixing all their mistakes. Until my company decided to become “AI first” I barely ever touched Python, I still barely know Python, but I now know to spot indentation errors and hallucinated function calls.

I can already hear all the suburban pearl clutching

Only thing this guy is entitled to is a fair trial, three hots and a cot.

blood splattering everywhere