Last time I did ket I found myself lying on the front lawn of an LA suburban family home, in the rain, watching Mel Gibson choke out Gary Busey, but I definitely was not anymore intelligent from that encounter.

There’s a family near me in the UK which rides a horse and trap round town. See them parked at the supermarket all the time.

If I take a poop while driving does that count?

Same but ADHD. Stops my brain from being a complete box of frogs for a few hours and makes everything delicious. Yay weed.

No, you’re a cunt.

Cover the whole world in gravel!!! MWAHAHAHAHA

No matter how hard you study you will always get a C.

I think we’d need to go so far into the subatomic realm for an appropriate violin that even antman would struggle to find it.

Do have anything smaller?

Taylor CO2 Swift

Not with that attitude

This could be l due to sleep apnoea. I was tired all the time, taking daily naps and still utterly exhausted. Got a CPAP machine and I feel like a new man.

Pasta, yes. Spaghetti, no.

Thanks, but I would rather gnaw of my own feet

Unfortunately, the fish aren’t as plentyful as they were back in the good ol’ days but I’m still finding most of what I want on pirate bay or 1337X. It’s just a case of finding the option with the most reliable seeds.

Tbh I’m not even sure what bubble tea is. Bubbles, yep. Tea, yep. Tea with bubbles? Have you put washing up liquid in it? Why is it bubbly?

Only every other day? You gotta pump those numbers up.

I’m old enough to be one of Napster’s early adopters. Unfortunately most of my collection has been lost to either malfunction or negligence but due to most of the major streamers being fucking evil I’m back sailing the musical seven seas. And plus my internet is about 100x faster now so yohoho mehearties.

He’s being a massive brick about it tho