Why is Santa ribbed for her pleasure.
No flared base, no go. Safety first everyone.
Ho ho ohhhh!
That base does not look flared enough
Santa girthy tho’. Your chimney better be ready.
St Dickolas
A selection of these little jolly chaps are going to feature in ER stories soon about “a fella who slipped in the shower and accidentally sat on a Christmas decoration”.
You made me understand what this was about, thank you!
Don’t become a statistic my friend.
Bonus round:
A very merry Christmas indeed!
Santa Claus is coming.
Talk about a stocking stuffer.
It’s nice to be on the naughty list.
Will he fit in my chimney?
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Ding dong! Merrily on high
Someone’s full of Christmas spirit.
Welp, that’s going down a chimney tonight!
This makes me miss r/MildlyPenis
Or r/theyknew
I now understand why mommy couldn’t wait for Santa to show up!
Has she been a good or a bad girl?
A very bad one.
It’s penetration time then
The gift that keeps on giving…
Is there something like c/theyknew ?
They knew.
